Search Engine T-Shirt Competition
I’ve always been quite impressed with the t-shirts that Philipp Lessen has for sale from Google Blogoscoped and would like to expand on the availability of Search Engine related t-shirts (Philipp’s are more tech and blog related but very very cool). Search Engine Journal has had t-shirts on our todo list for the past year and I’m going to take a chance and through this request out to our readers.
We’re having a little competition where readers can submit slogans or t-shirt ideas for our 2006 t-shirts at SEJ. All you have to do is write your idea in the comment box below and on March 1st I’ll announce the winning t-shirts that we’ll offer for a limited time on the Search Engine Journal.
Of course, those who come up with the slogans, logos, and winning t-shirt ideas will receive a free limited edition t-shirt from Search Engine Journal.
Again, we’re not specifically looking for t-shirts about SEJ. Instead Google, Yahoo, MSN, SEO, Search Marketing, Rank, Linking and other themes relevant to the search industry.
Oh yes, if you win we’ll also link to you – So get posting your ideas below!
UPDATE
I am happy to announce that Spreadshirt has agreed to sponsor the contest. Spreadshirt offers a wide selection of products which web publishers and bloggers can upload their graphics to and sell on your sites. Shirts are available in multiple colors and cuts including Ringer T’s, V-Neck, and XXXL Shirts. Spreadshirt also offers a wide selection of brandable women’s wear, work out clothes, caps and desk accessories.
Spreadshirt is even helping to help us offer more prizes and open the competition to more winners. With the help of Spreadshirt, we will now be announcing 10 Winners of the Search Engine T-Shirt Competition.
Additionally, Barry Schwartz’s company RustyBrick will be producing the final t-shirt graphics designs which we will be trafficking over to Spreadshirt for printing and distribution.
A big thank you to RustyBrick and Spreadshirt for making this competition a reality!
My kid is saving for college with his Ad$ense revenue.
Still haven’t found what I’m looking for
http://www.google.com/search?q=soulmate
In response to the last one:
“If you can’t find it on Google, try eBay.”
Sleep With an SEO tonight, You’ll Rank Better in the Morning.
Got Links?
Will Blog For Food.
Adsense, just click it.
http://www.google.ca/search?q=my+mind
http://www.google.ca/search?q=meaning+of+life
http://www.google.ca/search?q=my+youth
http://www.google.ca/search?q=my+hair
http://www.google.ca/search?q=waldo
Google Doesn’t Care!
About the recent post here:
http://news.earthweb.com/xSP/article.php/3586166
Meta tags are for Grandma’s!
Submitting is for Grandpa’s
I’m Not Really Smart,
But I Can Rank In MSN
Search Engines Don’t Kill Websites,
Newbie’s Do
OK I am stopping now….
We need more double entendres in this list so…(some are, some aren’t)
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Google This!
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Search me, baby.
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[For men:]
Hey baby, what’s your PR?
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[For women:]
Men always overstate their … PR.
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Get some AdSense!
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I’ve got PageRank! How about you?
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How do I find Google? [Or Yahoo, or ...]
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No DMOZ, no problem
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Will work for DMOZ entry.
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Will work for Google Analytics account.
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Kiss me, I’m ranked!
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Hey baby, nice PR!
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Slogan: “hit the gym”
You can see my idea for a t-shirt at http://www.jimspice.com/images/hit_the_gym.png
Spice
Want to be on top?
Google yourself!
It’s natural.
Just make sure you lock the door first.
I Googled myself and my mom caught me.
Google yourself and you’ll go blind!
Get into Google – Get Banned
I
I (heart) Google 43%
Word to your Google?
Search me. Really.
Master Link Baiter
Don’t punch the monkey
I optimized BMW
All I do is check stats
I know Googleguy
I never thought I’d root for M$N
BLOG – Better Listings on Google!
on a baby-T: ‘Goo’ (in the google colors of course)
in the sandbox
I’m linkbait: click me
I’d like white shirt with white writing on it in a 6pt font.
BTW – My faves so far:
My other PageRank’s a 10
My pagerank goes to 11!
The contest got Loren a ton of links and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
T-Front: You know, I’m kind of a big deal around here. People Know me.
T-Back: I’m an SEO.
Click me and watch my pagerank grow!
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Wanna see my quality indicators?
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Algoholic
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Bad neighborhood
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Wanna trade links?
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A picture of a chain link and a picture of a monkey.
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Will work for links
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Uncle Sam wants your links
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In Google We Trust
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Work Release
Hmmm…can’t seem to do this one in the comments…but in true code form:
meta name=”seo” description=”shady worthless criminal”
“Your Pagerank must be this long to ride this search engine”
“Born to Google”
“When the going gets tough, the tough use PPC”
“Worst Google update…EVER!”
“I Google therefore I am”
“When I grow up I want to be a Google employee”
“Don’t drink and Google”
Search Engines, Ph.D.
Google, Ph.D.
Cubiclemaster
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AND THIS ONE’S FOR PODCASTERS:
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o)) RECORDING
(All information obtained with be used against you)
“Wanna see my Big Daddy?”
“I got screwed by Jagger in the backlink”
“PR4 + PR4 /= PR8″
“I’d show you my links, but you’d only get omitted results.”
Does my RSS look phat?
“All your SERPs are belong to me”
“I’m the CEO of SEO”
“I can hijack your website”
search me
Bookmark me
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Scraper Inside
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My Keywords Pay the Bills
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TrackBack Ping me
(signature: PR Web)
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(In the proper Google colours)…
[red]Did you mean:[/red] [u]pants[/u]
(this one’s especially for bloggers)
Should I blog about it?
Front:
Cloaking
Cross Linking
Doorway Pages
Link Farming
…is for little guys.
Back:
IP Delivery
Cross promoting
Strategic media placement
Landing pages
When is black really white?
When your brand is big enough to support the fallout unscathed.
Don’t be Google
I love you 2.0
I-LOV([aA-zZ]) R($1)G($1)X
The response to the Search Engine T-Shirt Competition has been amazing.
I am writing to tell you all that we are beginning the judging of the results today and will be announcing the winners in one week, since the Search Engine Strategies Conference is in New York this week.
I will be announcing our judges in a new post here on Search Engine Journal tomorrow.
Thank you, Loren Baker
T-Shirt Idea….
Front “Hey Google!â€
Back “Crawl Thisâ€
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:) Hope it’s not too offensive.
PRsistance + PRfection = PR
or, simply…
PRsistance
“Google it, because Chuck Norris says so!”
“Google: Your one stop shop for 20 trillion other places to go!”
“In six months, Microsoft will have the best search engine on MSN.com… You can quote me on that. -Future Microsoft CFO”
“Two munce ago I coodent spell Search Engine Optimizer – Now I are one!”
I just Googled myself – *in small print (and I liked it)
“All your base are belong to Google.”
“If I had a nickel for everytime I heard that… I’d be Google!”
Try this for size:
Oh crap, I’m out of blogroll!
Well, you can’t say I didn’t try :-)
These are all about hand edits:
“I was on page 1 until I got a handjob”
“Matt Cutts gave me a handjob”
“Tim Mayer gave me a handjob”
“Some engineer gave me a handjob and now I am broke”
you get the idea…
Convert THIS
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Need an Update? Call Big Daddy
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Just Say No to Bad SEO
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SEO – Savvy Egotistical Opportunists
(and proud of it)
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Ranking Too Fast
Gets you a Spanking that Lasts
About a Year
In the Sandbox
How about this one:
Okay, that meta tag I just posted got hidden by the code of the site. So, here it is again:
sorry, I thought I could fool the system with different code. The t-shirt should read: