Internet Marketing Light Bulb Jokes

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Why did I write this? I don’t know why. Because I write jokes… and I’m in internet marketing. I thought it would be fun to lampoon some of the things I and my peers do all the time… why not?

How many search engine optimizers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it’s gonna take about 3-6 months to start to see the light bulb change. And that light bulb’s pretty high up there- are you sure you wouldn’t rather change 10 easier light bulbs?

How many pay per click experts does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but the cost depends on how much the other light bulb changers are currently charging- and you’re going to need a totally new kind of light bulb for that fixture. Actually I have to create it. I’ve never seen a fixture quite like that one.

How many social media gurus does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s not about the change- it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.

How many advertising agencies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Oh well that all depends… what’s your budget?

How many PR people does it take to change a light bulb?
We can’t change it, but we can tell other people that we need it changed. And we can’t be sure if it gets changed but we can estimate if it probably got changed based on other people’s light bulb changing.

How many email marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
Wait- did the light bulb opt in? Cuz we can’t spam light bulbs just cuz you want to.

How many web designers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one- he made the rest of the room look really freaking cool, so someone should definitely want to come in here and change that light bulb for you sometime soon.

How many viral video people does it take to change a light bulb?
Three; one guy to film it, a teenager to change the light bulb then faceplant off the ladder, and a dog to immediately skateboard by past him, wagging its tail.

Brian Carter
Brian is author of The Like Economy: How Businesses Make Money With Facebook and Facebook Marketing: Leveraging Facebook's Features For Your Marketing Campaigns, How to... Read Full Bio
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  • How many internet marketers does it take to write a funny joke?

    Numbers are meaningless, it’s never going to be funny.

  • We love lightbulbs over at WebAdvantage.net–just look at our homepage. 🙂

    Hilarious, Brian!

  • I thought this was hilarious!

    Maybe I talk to too many Internet Marketers all day.

    My only thing is the answer on the web guy is None. He only changed the room, not the contents (light bulb) in the room.

    Definitely passing this on to some people who need to laugh.

    Thanks!

  • How many SEOs does it take to change a light bulb? 1, but they cant guarantee that they will be able to change the light bulb as the way light bulbs are changed is constantly changing. But they’ve had bid success with changing similar light bulbs.

  • Hahahahaha… Brilliant loved the Viral Video one. I’m still not sure why seeing people hurt themselves is so funny.

  • SFGreg

    Q: How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Does it have to be a light bulb?

  • It is a good knowledge of internet marketing

    thanks for this

    keep it up………….

  • Oh my goodness. This is hilarious.

    🙂

  • Could be funnier Brian…

  • How many SEO guys are on here trying to get a link back to their site? From the looks of it 2! I know my joke is bad but keep up the good work!

  • How many copywriters does it take to change a light bulb?

    The answer is [awaiting split test results]

  • You got me all up about this “lightbulb” thingy…I want to know more about it I thought it was just a name for an SEO strat or something but after reading other comments…I really have to research more!!! Thanks though!!!

  • SEO needs time before you can see or view the result if you want to get a better reult yu should continue working for your site

  • SEO needs time before you can see or view the result if you want to get a better reult yu should continue working for your site